Sunday, April 14, 2019

Yes. You should hate annuities.

Annuity roulette.
Annuities.  Gambling.  House rules win.
Last September I posted 9 Reasons Dividend Stocks were better than annuities.  I likened annuities to gambling and wondered why anyone with sense would go down that path.  With gambling you know it’s entertainment – or at least you should. 


Annuities, however, are positioned as investments, not entertainment.  It’s not fun losing your shirt, but with gambling, nobody’s being fooled.  With annuities, someone is being specifically paid to pull the wool over your eyes.

It turns out my September thoughts aren’t unique.  Earlier today, USA Today posted an article by Ken Fisher of Fisher Investments - Why I still hate annuities: Here are the reasons these investments are bogus.  Below are a few of the adjectives Mr. Fisher used in describing different types of annuities starting with Variable Annuities:
  • The slow-killer cigarettes of investing
  • Horsepucky!
  • Offering dubious value
  • America’s most expensive investment products

Fisher torches Indexed Annuities and Deferred Fixed Annuities with less colorful but equally damning perspective.

His position isn’t new.  In 2013, CNBC ran a post on the pros and cons of annuities.  The cons greatly outstripped the pros in quantity and quality.

In 2012, Forbes published an article titled, The false promise of annuities and annuity calculators.  The author detailed the math behind annuities finishing with this thought.  We don’t recommend an allocation to annuities for any portion of your portfolio.  Emphasis is mine.

If you’re bent on purchasing an annuity, consider studying Latin and learning the phrase Caveat Emptor.  You’ll be better educated and wealthier for doing so.

The thoughts expressed here are those of the author, who is not a financial professional.  Opinions should not be considered investment advice.  They are presented for discussion and entertainment purposes only.  For specific investment advice or assistance, please contact a registered investment advisor, licensed broker, or other financial professional.

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